PANIC! Terror levels and what they really mean.

The terror level in the UK has now been set to…SEVERE! At first I freely admit I was a little confused. I mean, isn’t terror pretty severe anyway? Was it like a weather forecast and would some attractive young lady appear on the television in front of a map predicting sever terror in the South with light, scattered angry shouting in the North West and the possibility of a blustery fatwah in Yorkshire? Apparently not, it seems the government are jolly serious about their terror levels so I went to investigate further. After an exhausting 12 seconds on Google I had my answers and all was clear so I present to you the UK terror levels and their actual meanings.
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